...sign of our times...
Upon being handed a journal as a gift, a nine year-old asks his mom what it was. The mom says that it was a notebook to record his thoughts and feelings, every day. The kid replies, "You mean, it is a blog...on paper." Reader's Digest, Oct 2008 issueLooking for a (real) laugh?
I am, always. Here is one from my forgotten archives…Enjoy.
Quick Thinking
A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee…
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
“Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded:
“You fool; you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the President of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to?” “No!” replied the President angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and disconnected the line :-)